Why Carry a Knife....

went to the dentist this morning after sleeping for about 3 hours. had four beers before going in. didn't take the bone from lip. gave permission to take a cell pic to send to her husband. do you have a preference? mint? cinnamon?

no, i hate them both. you pick if it speeds up process. just want to get out of here.

and i could see she wanted to ask, but refrained - why do you need to wear a knife into a dentist office?

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